4gifs:

Tom Hanks steals an iPad



paleladise:

jvmieryandee:

bigbootyblunts:

brandyxomelville:

palmist:

sluttyoliveoil:

instant wish gratification

naw

omg

I cant not reblog this cmon

awwwww omg

Awwww


humorous-blog:

heyfunniest:

nekogajirojiromiru:

What is going on…

a partaayyy


leis-ure:

valencea:

petit-suicide:

new year,

new expectations.

new disappointment

new year in 2 days? what

wow how the year as flown by…


This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

450,609 notes   -  24 December 2013



thefuuuucomics:

#snowmanpickuplines

156,807 notes   -  24 December 2013

yeliw:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

mermaid dogs


devisions:

yeamecool:

Amen.

is she god