joaquinbackfromthedead:

these niggas enjoy being stupid


thegeniusthatistumblr:

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

can’t imagine why

387,841 notes   -  13 January 2014

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just-wanna-travel:

Frankfurt, Germany

just-wanna-travel:

Frankfurt, Germany


cheeseprincessa:

i love few things as much as i love the fact that khloe’s mugshot is in a frame in kim’s house



"Son Makes His 70-Year-Old Mother Cry When He Surprises Her With A New Mercedes For Her Birthday"

9,057 notes   -  13 January 2014


onlybusiness:

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

that comment



from Spirited Away

201,036 notes   -  12 January 2014

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

748,702 notes   -  12 January 2014

classycarolinagirl:

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

632,729 notes   -  12 January 2014